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AAR - Trails 270
The Club Crystal (formerly Club 45, formerly Platinum, formerly, formerly, etc…) was the start point. Trails starting here always seem to end up in some type of confusion, drama or memorable disaster. This trail was a combination of all three. Shaft and High Beams (the hares) decided we needed to do a trail to the chalk talk which was given some distance from the actual point everyone had gathered. Then they disappeared. This might not have been a bad thing for them as it took about fifteen minutes to find the start, requiring them to come back to the start point and give us the direction of trail.
Rainblow started out the opposite direction, with the rest of the pack going the other opposite direction. We beat the bush for several minutes trying to discover the fact that trail was not well marked. It seems the hares thought it was funny to have several false trails at the start point with the actual trail starting several hundred feet from the chalk talk. This event would occur again in chapter two.
The pack finally figured out which way to go. We headed off towards our goal (beer) and eventually found the next point. As we caroused under the bridge of death we discussed world peace, alternative power and a cure for cancer…right. Same topics of sex and alcohol – what were you thinking? The pack headed off again having the same issues with trail as chapter one. Finally Bella Kaboner stumbled across trial and we were off. The trail was actually pretty good once we found it, of course this was not the case for Hermi or Big’Uns. Not sure what they were doing, but the two of them were 30 minutes behind the pack on a fifteen minute section of trail.
After the pack gathered at the On-In, we continued our discussions from earlier until we decided to start the circle. The hares drank of course, we did this quickly so that we wouldn’t have to find any more of the stupid trail more than tradition. VISA again was the FRB with Hermi drank for DFL. We then brought in the virgin, Just Rob, who was actually coached by VISA and knew the sacred answers. Shaft, Daffy and Rainblow drank for being born. Just Rob had already tried to puke after his virgin down down, but Hermi won Play of the Day for his circa 1970’s head phones.
Mumbling our way through accusations, VISA and virgin were found guilty of fingering each other on trail. HHH was a lone for technology since Pharmy blew us off this week. Daffy was accused of auto-wanking even though he claims it was due to bring haberdashery. Hermi drank for missing the Red Dress and since that was so heinous, he drank again for being a back slider. Daffy, Lucky and CPT Ahab were having private parties and drank several times. The hares were accused of no boob checks and a retarded trail. Big’Uns was brought in for telling Hermi such violent stories that he was scared to finish trail. Ahab was accused of carnal knowledge of a miser (now that’s funny, I don’t care who you are).
We then went to the Pizza palace for the On-After. After several beers and pizza’s we discovered High Beams secret power over lesbians. We might even get them to cum to the next trail. Beams will need to return though or the girls may leave before we even do trial.
Daffy is having his impromptu hash on Wednesday, join the groups for more information. He then conducted an auction for a Buzz-Light Beer mug, which VISA bought. Friday is the HOTH3. Mug orders are being taken by Daffy Dick, contact him AND PROVIDE MONEY so he can finish the order. Save your cool beer bottle caps, Daffy is turning them into haberdashery. Upcoming events are Texas Interhash (Mathis, TX) and COTEX (Midland/Odessa, TX). If you owe money pay up. Baby G $10, Bi the Way and Fire Plug Me both owe Daffy big money. Next time, the big reveal on how much they owe.
Rainblow Not-So-Bright
Religious Advisor/Hash Scribe
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