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AAR - HCH3 Hash 284
It all started of innocently....as these thing often do.....a bunch of us got together for a trail in the distant reaches of the parking lot of the 'Dead Fish Grill'. There were quite a few faces we hadn't seen in a while, and of course the same faces we see all the time. Our hares were VISA and Cum DMC, they laid out chalk talk....tried to explain it the the transplant that found us....and were off. We stood around for a while wondering just what we had gotten ourselves into, since VISA proudly proclaimed he was already more than a little toasty.
Cum DMC laid the 'turkey trail' and was surprised to find that what he thought was a deer in the woods turned out to be D'dildo, who promptly snared him.....VISA laid the 'eagle trail' and regaled us with how he was constantly looking over his shoulder for the pack, even though he blew through his own beer stop.
We had a new FRB.....Drill My Privates (our new transplant) - FBI was Enchanted Cock (who was just giddy over Shaft's new puppy) - DFL was The Incredible Mr. Livid (he was with an injured CODA)......Don't worry anybody, CODA is doing better. We had all kinds of backsliders......VISA, Triple H, Head Cheese, Enchanted Cock, and Just Peggy Sue. Somebody tried to call out autowankers, but since THE MAN came out and told us we had to leave his parking lot and we all had to drive over to our new hash bar......SOCIAL!!!!! We also had 1 hashaversary.....Triple H (though he couldn't remember just how long he had been hashing....I wonder if alcohol was involved in this memory lapse).
After a few songs, we go to our favorite part of circle.......ACCUSATIONS
D'dildo accused Cum DMC of being out of shape and slow after his vacation in sunny California.
VISA had to drink for lost property.....his TXIH 2010 shirt, for shame, for shame, for shame.
DBD was guilty of not stopping THE MAN from kicking us out of the parking lot.
Back 9 Pedalfile had to consume for losing his bunny coozie several hashes ago.
Triple H was accused of comparing DBD to a bull-dyke.......considering her AKA?....I don't think so scooter.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Shaft is laying trail in Austin and it's only gonna be 1.4 miles long (it may be worth the trip down there just to see the look on their faces).
Aug 21st HCH3 trail is going to be our traveling hash to the EATMEH3 area.....check the website and group for info.
Sometime at the end of August Triple H will be conducting a beer mile with the proceeds going to wounded warriors at Ft. Hood....come out and support our troops.
After a relatively short circle, we swang low and retired into DiDi's for the on-after......this is our hash bar....show your support, it doesn't have to be a hash event for you to enjoy a cold beverage in a friendly place.......even CODA is allowed in!!!
ON-ON,
Big Uns
ON-SEC
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